Funny Fake Gangsters

Right...so now you guys are actually becoming useful for once.

After a recent comment on "goth man takes girfriend for a walk on a leash", one of you big brains gave me an idea! Funny Fake Gansters!

The internet is full of wannabe gangsters. Facebook and myspace is plastered with strange people trying to be "bad". Let's expose them as the funny fake gansters they are...

Being a "true ganster" is about breaking from society, taking care of your turf and chasing the cheese. Gansters have to keep a hard image otherwise they will get "cut" by rival gansters [or even worse]. 

To my left is an image of a hardcore "true" gangster.

You cannot get more hardcore gangster than this fellow

For starters he is wearing the gang colours, with a t-shirt from his local college store. The tattoo "thug life" portraying the world in which he lives. Pain and suffering is all that he knows...this is the big king gangster!

True gangsters are well known for their extra sharp eyesight. They can often see through walls and clothing. The thicker the headscarve, the better the vision is.

"Bling" is an important part of showing your gangster wealth.

Unfortunately this fake gangster has it all wrong. The chain is too thin you see.

It also helps your gangster image is you have large objects hanging from your bling. Wheely bins and bird cages are no exception.

This gangster has it "right"

WTF IS WITH THE 12 YEAR OLDS AND A CIGARETTE?!

This is not gangster! They should be "bunning a bifter" or a bong made out of a jet engine at that age. True gangsters smoke in the womb - it is ALWAYS cooler if you smoke crack not tobacco!

Gangsters pose with their gangster homies

A big part of thug life is posing and showing your hardness with your homies. The badder you look, the badder you are...

Fake gangsters chilling with their homies

STOP!

WTF was that?!

There is no such thing as gay gangsters!

I said no gay gansters!

...and next time save your money and buy a t-shirt [and trousers that fit] ...not some stupid shiney gold teeth!

Gangsters are often butt ugly.

Posing with cheap knives bought [oh sorry..."brought"] from ebay and cash made from selling your childrens books are true traits of a true big pimp gangster.

...just remember that

That's all, untill next time. Funny Fake Gangsters!