Funny Fat People

Now I did promise you the "Fattest People Ever" but I soon realised that morbidly obese people just arn't funny.

WHY?
Take Manuel Uribe for example (the world's fattest man). Just because he used to weigh over 1000 pounds (a ton), it doesn't mean that he is automatically funny.

Instead, lets take a look at funny fat people as a whole, not just their unfunny extremist companions.

[you can read more about Manuel's majestic weight loss here]

Funny Fat People

Again, before I commence with funny fat people, I have to add that pictures like the above are funny but will cause offense to extremely obese fat people. The lady is fat and she does have what the "caption expert" has described as a "moose knuckle" (a completely new term to me) but I am sure that she is a very nice person indeed. She does not deserve to be branded as a moose knuckle even if she does wear trousers (pants) that are faaaaaaar to tight for her.

Part one - Superhero Fat People

Coloured on Abs always do it for women I know. Especially when coupled with the belly button of doom. 

To be fair to the bloke, he isn't that fat but what really caught my attention wasn't his funny fatness.

It was his package

"One sock or two", I hear you say. This man doesn't roll in that way...

Fat Spider Man

Venom is back...and with a vengence.

I have to be fair to this person, they know how to create a few laughs but I can't help but think about a

Mouldy Pear! or a woven turd. 

It's either that or they have squeezed into a child's costume which has caused there skin to squash into a lump.

Fat Batman AKA Flubberman

OH YES!!!

Fair's fair, he's not a true fat legend...but

This is the kind of superhero that I would put my faith into.

Legendman is his name. Sand castles be his game...

What else can we say? He hides his shame with a monkey mat.

funny fat people

VROOOM VROOOM

CRUNCH

Part two - Karate Fat People

Nice face!

I hear you say.

We can clearly see from this snapshot that the wheels of fate are already in action (His trousers are splitting).

Such a cool guy that he is we do hope that his friends stick legs are not next on the list to be "karated".

An earthquake will follow "the landing".

 Part Three - FAT SOLDIERS

War poses are always funny. I too have felt the power while posing in my army uniform. Lets face it...they are crap and always will be crap, made even crapper if you look more like a millitary bowling ball.

Just don't eat the microphone

...and to conclude - More funny fat people [sorry]

just to say goodbye (for now)

Goodbye from GRUMP FACE

Thanks people and sorry for wasting your time!

Funny Fat People!