10 July 2010

Strange Flexible Women - No 18

Extreme flexibility is strange. Here are some great examples of how cool flexible women can be.

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Flexible bendy women!



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This next video shows what has to be the most flexible woman in the world.








Cool stuff eh?
Chavs destroying a roundabout - or being destroyed by it lol!
Some say the word "Chavs" originated in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, UK. The story goes that middle class private school girls nicknamed "less fortunate" girls "Cheltenham Average". The abbreviation being "Chavs". Others say it originated in Chatham, UK by a similar method.







Chav girls being "OWNED" by a roundabout. The boys are using their moped to spin the roundabout...oh dear oh dear, a nasty accident!
Carlton [from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air]  
vs
DJ Hazard






Go Carlton...WOOOP
Go Carlton...WOOOP!
19 June 2010

Funny Fake Gangsters - No 15

Right...so now you guys are actually becoming useful for once.

After a recent comment on "goth man takes girfriend for a walk on a leash", one of you big brains gave me an idea! Funny Fake Gansters!

The internet is full of wannabe gangsters. Facebook and myspace is plastered with strange people trying to be "bad". Let's expose them as the funny fake gansters they are...

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Being a "true ganster" is about breaking from society, taking care of your turf and chasing the cheese. Gansters have to keep a hard image otherwise they will get "cut" by rival gansters [or even worse]. 

To my left is an image of a hardcore "true" gangster.

You cannot get more hardcore gangster than this fellow

For starters he is wearing the gang colours, with a t-shirt from his local college store. The tattoo "thug life" portraying the world in which he lives. Pain and suffering is all that he knows...this is the big king gangster!

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True gangsters are well known for their extra sharp eyesight. They can often see through walls and clothing. The thicker the headscarve, the better the vision is.





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"Bling" is an important part of showing your gangster wealth.

Unfortunately this fake gangster has it all wrong. The chain is too thin you see.

It also helps your gangster image is you have large objects hanging from your bling. Wheely bins and bird cages are no exception.



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This gangster has it "right"

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WTF IS WITH THE 12 YEAR OLDS AND A CIGARETTE?!

This is not gangster! They should be "bunning a bifter" or a bong made out of a jet engine at that age. True gangsters smoke in the womb - it is ALWAYS cooler if you smoke crack not tobacco!





Gangsters pose with their gangster homies

A big part of thug life is posing and showing your hardness with your homies. The badder you look, the badder you are...

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Fake gangsters chilling with their homies

STOP!

WTF was that?!

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There is no such thing as gay gangsters!


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I said no gay gansters!

...and next time save your money and buy a t-shirt [and trousers that fit] ...not some stupid shiney gold teeth!

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Gangsters are often butt ugly.

Posing with cheap knives bought [oh sorry..."brought"] from ebay and cash made from selling your childrens books are true traits of a true big pimp gangster.

...just remember that




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That's all, untill next time. Funny Fake Gangsters!
29 May 2010

Dog with a Toy - No 14

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Sorry :) Couldn't help it! Seriously now folks...

Ok ok, so it's not an actual person, he is not human I know but this is freakin' AWESOME!


How gutted would you be if your dog walked in with your prise dildo in his mouth?

This just had to be awarded the epic fail of all fails.  
Too rude might I add to post on Strange Nature so it's ended up here.
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Dog with a "Toy" in his mouth = EPIC FAIL

= Your pet on StrangePeople.com